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My Cheat Powers Arrived After I Was Already Washed Up Master Whale 4194 words 2026-03-24 20:46:38

"Boss Li! Please have a match with me!"

"Huh?"

Boss Li’s mighty torso gave a slight start. What kind of aggressive, wild talk was this from "Celestial Wang"?

"Brother Xie, Sister Shiyin means she wants to duel with you and test her martial arts skills."

"Ha..."

Boss Li breathed a sigh of relief, then frowned again: Huh? What on earth? Test martial arts?

"Boss Li! What do you think? There's no time like the present. Let's go to the yoga room. Hand-to-hand, staffs, blades, spears... take your pick."

"..."

What a nutcase.

He carried a bunch of grapes into the kitchen to wash them, then began feeding Yaoyao.

Meanwhile, the Celestial trio conveniently brought out the Li family's fat-loss set meal and even whipped up a hot pot. The refrigerator was stuffed with all sorts of hot pot ingredients—you name it, they had it.

Eating and chatting along the way.

"Boss Li, which school or sect did you study under?"

"I don't know martial arts."

"Then how come your moves are so good? Let me tell you, Boss Li, don't let Sister Wanchou and Momo's scholarly appearances fool you. They are both one-in-a-million gems who have undergone the most scientific training since childhood. Their muscle density, physical endurance, and cardiovascular capacity are entirely different from ordinary people. If she hadn't been accompanying me, she would have undergone breast reduction surgery long ago and joined the military. The absolute highest standards of the 'Aerospace Forces'!"

Ji Shengnan, currently scalding some enoki mushrooms, was introducing Boss Li to just how fierce Jing Wanchou and Jin Momo really were.

"Let me ask you something, Miss Jing. Is it convenient for you to talk about it?"

"Please go ahead, Boss Li."

"It's about the 'Individual-500'. How much do you know?"

"It's still in the random trial production stage. The several suppliers providing individual exoskeletons still haven't been able to solve the difficult problem of the human body withstanding extreme limits. I heard that nowadays they are mostly dropping them into deep space..."

Jing Wanchou didn't claim ignorance. She somewhat self-consciously twirled a beef ball in the sesame paste and then said, "However, my clearance is too low, so a lot of it is just hearsay I picked up back at the training base."

"Hmm..."

"Why is Boss Li asking about this?"

Jin Momo, with her soft and adorable face, looked completely harmless to humans and animals. But Li Xie could tell that among this "Jing-Jin-Ji" trio, the only one with any brains was this big-breasted "loli"—well, she had a bit of a "loli" vibe, assuming you ignored the two "giant thunderous bumps" strapped to her chest.

"I'm lacking inspiration for the movie *Doomsday Guardian* I'm currently shooting, so I'm looking for some inspiration."

"Boss Li's reflexes are truly amazing. Your reaction time is at least three times faster than a normal person's."

Jin Momo blinked her large, shimmering eyes, then slightly parted her cherry lips to bite down on a freshly cooked hot pot sausage. With the sausage still stuck in her mouth, she stared straight at Li Xie.

"How do you know I'm three times faster?"

"Because our reaction times are also faster than normal people's."

*Snap.*

The crispy casing was bitten through in a single crisp