117 It’s All His Fault!

A sixty-five-meter-high dome, three point one six seconds of time, and... the magnificent "Super Pteranodon"!

BOOM!!

The entire banquet hall was instantly stunned into dead silence by the impact.

The Second Young Master Yang, sitting in his wheelchair, was dumbfounded. He didn't know what kind of person was beneath that car-accessory-shop-tinted carbon fiber exterior.

However, one thing was certain: intuition, his intuition told him that the guy who had fallen from the sky was definitely Li Jie!

And in the "What Is Dang Dang Dang" live stream, everyone had already risen to their feet!

"Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!"
"So thrilling!!!"
"Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome!!!!"
"So cool, my brother!"
"How did he do that?!"
"Special effects?! Is it special effects?!"
"Holy shit, awesome!!!"

The barrage was exploding. Even though they had intended to refrain from posting, at this moment, even the local VIPs couldn't help but send a "God-tier barrage"—a massive, floating "AWESOME" font drifted from afar, eventually occupying one-third of the center of the screen.

In this moment, every tough guy pulled up their pants, firmly resisting the urge to... well, let's just say they were no longer distracted. Tonight, no chasing foreign girls!

"Yang-san, the sakura in our hometown have blossomed again."
"..."
"..."
"..."

Li Jie’s opening line made the brains of the over fifty thousand viewers in the live stream wither. What was with this "Colonel accent"?

"Hah, hah..."

From shock to tension, from tension to fear, the Second Young Master Yang lost his ability to speak again. The last time he lost his speech was the previous time, and the culprit was... "Black Cat Hero"!

This time, it was the "Super Pteranodon"... in human form!

*Tap, tap, tap...*

He walked slowly toward Yang Ying. The security guards had clearly rushed in, and the banquet guests were scurrying, hiding, or running straight for the exits. There was no doubt about it—someone had broken in!

"Don't move—"

*POW!*

The security team leader had only just shouted when he was hit in the abdomen by a piece of concrete thrown at him; organ damage was inevitable.

"A few tens of thousands a month... why are you risking your lives?"

Then, Li Jie paused, "Risking your life for a few tens of thousands... I guess that's not impossible. Then, I have no choice."

Li Jie, initiating his charge, was impossible to hit. Even if he were hit, it would be useless. The exterior was indeed flashy, but it was made of serious polymer materials; stopping a handgun bullet was child's play, not to mention the "Solo-500" itself had composite armor shaped like a half-body cuirass.

The helmet even featured a panoramic HUD and head-tracking, though it lacked a weapons system, making it mostly for show. However, the infrared and rangefinder still served their purpose.

"Protect the Second Young Master—"

The defensive team had special riot shields, but they were too slow to enter. With a single charge, Li Jie smashed the brawny man who had thrown himself in the way onto the floor with one strike of his club.

*WHAM!!*
*CRACK!*

The brawny man had protective gear under his jacket, but one strike from that club—bulletproof vest or stab-proof vest, it didn't matter. It was no different from a giant sledgehammer hitting a tin can.

Everything has its match!

"Nobody move, goddammit!"

Li Jie pulled out a handgun and pressed it against the Second Young Master Yang’s temple. This gun was Han Zitong’s "Big Silver Star."

Seeing this gun, Yang Ying confirmed completely that this guy was Li Jie!

Such an explosive scene was something the "Jingdong Live" platform never anticipated. An administrator intended to cut the stream, but was hit by a shareholder: "If you dare cut the signal, I'll cut your throat later—"

Broadcast!
Broadcast it hard!

At this moment, even the foreign girls twisting their waists were useless. Seventy-three percent of all "Jingdong Live" VIPs flooded into the "What Is Dang Dang Dang" live stream. The sweating technicians had never imagined that their little adult-oriented platform could become this popular.

The traffic was insane!

When the live stream broke forty thousand viewers, the entire board of "Jingdong Live" was pulling every string they could to support this incredible heat. With this kind of traffic, selling their shares tomorrow would mean a twenty-fold profit from the start!

"Second Young Master Yang, are you ready to face judgment?"
"Don't kill me, don't kill me, Li... Mmph!"

Adrenaline maxed out Yang Ying's survival instinct, but before he could speak, Li Jie grabbed a hand towel and stuffed it directly into his mouth.

*WHOOSH!*

A grappling hook shot out, grabbing Yang Ying as Li Jie leaped into the air. He performed a massive loop in the air—as cool as an acrobat. Before the security could track them, a series of explosions occurred, followed by smoke grenades everywhere.

No one knew where they had gone. In the darkness, the security forces couldn't keep up with the "Super Pteranodon."

The viewers in the live stream could fully feel the thrill of leaping over walls!

A three-meter-high garden wall was cleared with a single light jump.

Li Jie's movements were too fast, so fast that the camera angles made many viewers feel nauseous. But soon, the people in the live stream realized that the "Super Pteranodon" seemed to be climbing a... building?

"Is he still carrying someone?"
"Looked it up, his name is Yang Ying, Chairman of Daye Film and Television, second son of the head of the 'Daxing Consortium'!"
"Holy shit, he's that big of a deal?"
"I feel like this place looks familiar."
"Can't remember where, but it looks familiar."
"Holy shit, is this building that high?"
"Must be the top floor, right?"
"Damn, my palms are sweaty just watching, my legs are soft from nervousness, I don't even dare go to the bathroom."
"What is he doing?! Holy shit!"

Another "Leap of Faith," but this time it was jumping into a building!

*CRASH!*

The glass curtain wall was shattered, followed by the bulletproof glass inside being blasted open and ripped to shreds. In the darkness, the stream could only see faint shadows; no one knew what was happening.

"Bad children need to be punished..."

As soon as the words fell, the camera began to shake, and then a thudding sound was heard, followed by the sound of something cracking.

Yang Ying, gagged, felt the pain of bone fractures once again!
This time, it was both arms.

"MMMPH!!!!!"

Li Jie could hear the struggling howl. The Second Young Master couldn't speak, but it was surely that iron-willed sentiment: Come on!!! Keep going!!!!

He was a real man!

After Li Jie smashed Yang Ying's arms with the iron rod, he didn't leave him be. He flipped over the large bed in the room and propped it up against the wall.

Of course, the bound Second Young Master Yang was on it, arms stretched out, feet crossed, head drooping, his eyes filled with pain.

What was that?
That was the suffering of all living beings placed upon one's own body!
That was the sin of all living beings placed upon one's own body!

Outside the window, the wind roared; inside the room, the Second Young Master groaned.

The standing "Super Pteranodon" remained in the room. The live stream continued, and the lights had been turned on. The striking composition of the image made the entire live stream sit up straight!

At the window, Li Jie, dressed in night-crawling gear, covered his face with his black cloak and said, "Are you satisfied with the entertainment for tonight's banquet, respected Mr. Yang Ying?"

When that cold, voice-modulated tone echoed in the room again, the entire audience was startled because the previous sounds had been close, but this one sounded far away.

The camera lens remained focused on the "human cross." The eeriness and discomfort of the entire scene made people feel creeped out; they wanted to turn it off, but they felt it was so strange that they had to take one more look.

Just one more look.

At this moment, someone from the Yang family finally found the "Jingdong Live" stream. At the same time, based on the furniture style and room decor in the frame, they immediately recognized where it was.

This was the Xuzhou Kaihuang Hot Spring Resort Hotel!
And it was the number one "Emperor Suite"!

*ZOOOM!*
*SWISH!*

Li Jie drifted through the air, the sound of the wind rushing in his ears. After only a moment, he returned to the ground and quickly vanished into the darkness.

A minute later, he rented a "shared bike." The "Black Cat Hero" pedaled fast, whizzing past. He returned exactly the same way he had come.

"Mommy, it's the 'Black Cat Hero'!"

The night market in Xuzhou was very lively. Staying at a barbecue stall for hours was normal. The kids recognized the human form of the "Super Pteranodon," so naturally, they also recognized the protagonist of the show "Black Cat Hero Police" that had premiered today!

"Holy shit, this cosplay is legit!"
"What's going on today? Are there 2D fans organizing some offline lewd gathering?"

Leaving the bustling market, he returned to the parked big truck. Just as he was about to get in, a few people suddenly popped out, asking if it was Li Jie's car. Li Jie slapped each of them, knocking them unconscious, and drove the big truck away from Xuzhou.

It was a pity about the "Solo-500," and that "Super Pteranodon" exterior—so cool, but he had to leave them behind with tears in his eyes.

All because of that bastard Yang Ying!

The secretly heartbroken Boss Li drove onto the highway at sixty miles per hour, cruising leisurely while boiling a pot of water to make a bowl of instant noodles.

A hybrid big truck is just awesome; it has everything.

Meanwhile, at the chaotic crime scene of the Xuzhou Kaihuang Health Center, a shaken Ji Shengnan felt even more strongly that she should return to the entertainment industry. Only the entertainment industry was carefree and free of danger.

Unlike her family's business, which was either war or training, danger was always lurking.

However, why did Ji Shengnan have such a terrible name?

Because her father discovered early on that she had incredible talent and could perfectly inherit his mantle, becoming a generation of "War King," and then continue to take over the business and lead armies.

Even when Ji Shengnan was worried about her physical development, he suggested she get breast reduction surgery.

"War Kings" don't need big, milky-white breasts!
That stuff belongs only on delicate little girls!

However, the toys Ji Shengnan liked were "Barbie dolls"; her favorite color was pink; her favorite clothes were princess dresses; her favorite game was hyper-realistic house!

She had big, milky-white breasts, why shouldn't she have them?!

She just wanted to be a delicate little fairy, looking beautiful every day. So, she had to go into the entertainment industry, she had to survive.

Compared to the grievances of the elite, the entertainment industry, though dirty, was as beautiful as a white lotus.

Especially since she wouldn't have to worry about a humanoid mecha falling from the sky during a banquet, ignoring all security measures, and abducting the host of the banquet!

The appearance of the "Super Pteranodon" in human form made Ji Shengnan just want to go back to being Wang Shiyin, back to being "Fairy Wang."

The entertainment