Chapter 23: Refusing Arrest, Citywide Manhunt!

The Ultimate All-Rounder Student Fiery Little Qiang 2433 words 2026-03-04 22:50:32

“Sister Policewoman, I’m heading off now. If fate allows, we’ll meet again!”

After giving a few playful slaps to Liu Teling’s shapely behind, Chen Yufeng flashed a satisfied grin and strode out of the room in style.

The two local officers watched him leave, not daring to act rashly. In all their years of law enforcement, they had never experienced such humiliation— even the usually tough, no-nonsense Captain Liu had been rendered powerless by this man’s audacity.

It was a deep disgrace.

Throughout this ordeal, Xiaomei from the salon had remained in utter shock. She’d seen police raids before, and every time, the clients would turn limp with fear at the sight of the officers—never had she witnessed one who dared to fight back, and even leave victorious.

What a domineering guy!

“Double the patrols! Search every corner and bring that man in—I want to interrogate him myself. Now move!”

No one was more furious than Liu Teling. It was the greatest humiliation she’d ever suffered, her rage burning hot enough to wish she could tear that man to pieces.

Visiting a salon girl wasn’t much—usually a fine of a few thousand, or ten days’ detention at most.

But this young man had violently resisted arrest. It raised a serious question: Was he perhaps a fugitive, a wanted murderer on the run?

Anything was possible. They had to spare no effort.

Even more, Chen Yufeng had dared to harass Liu Teling. Both professionally and personally, she would never let him go.

“Yes, Captain Liu.”

The two male officers had never been so aggrieved. Snapping out of their shock, they rushed outside, only to find that the martial artist had vanished without a trace. Impressed despite themselves by his skills, they immediately began calling for backup to hunt him down.

No matter how good your kung fu is, do you really think you can escape the police dragnet?

Ha! That was exhilarating!

Chen Yufeng was in high spirits. Who would have thought he’d get to flirt with a beautiful policewoman today, and even cop a feel—the sensation was unforgettable!

But that little escapade had cost him quite a few reward points.

Golden Arhat Possession for ten minutes: 5 points. Bad Luck skill to jam the gun: 2 points. Slippery Footwork: 1 point. Eight points spent in total.

Luckily, his showboating earned him 3 points, the beginner flirtation 2 points, and the two officers’ stunned admiration 4 points—9 points gained in all.

Even flirting with a policewoman counts as ambiguous behavior? That earns points too?

Damn, this system is amazing. Looks like I ought to flirt with more beauties from now on.

He relished the thought mischievously.

All in all, he’d made a net gain of 1 point, bringing his total to 33. The problem was, he’d just offended the police—would they put out an all-points bulletin on him?

But with the divine compass in hand, what was there to fear? The more thrilling, the more fun! If they try anything, he could just use Invisibility or Instant Teleportation, and they’d never catch him!

Chen Yufeng felt not the slightest bit of concern about being wanted by the police—perhaps because he simply wasn’t afraid. He strolled around the city before finally catching a cab back to Jingxuan Apartments.

Back in his bachelor pad, Chen Yufeng lay on his bed, examining the wondrous compass again. Its functions were vast and powerful—far more than he could master in a short time.

He couldn’t help but grin as he recalled teasing the policewoman earlier.

By the way, that mischievous policewoman in Super Academy—Caitlyn—she was quite something too!

Didn’t the divine compass allow summoning characters from games and anime?

Here he was, sleeping alone, feeling empty and cold. If he could summon Caitlyn tonight, Reina tomorrow, the Void Goddess or the Moonlight Goddess the day after, or perhaps the Holy Emissary...

If he could summon all the goddesses from League of Goddesses, or the celestial maidens from the Immortal Realm, to share his bed in turn—wouldn’t that be paradise?

Just thinking about it made Chen Yufeng laugh with excitement, nearly drooling.

He couldn’t really be blamed for his lascivious thoughts—those goddesses were simply too alluring. What man wouldn’t be tempted?

Come on!

How could a pure soul like himself have such filthy ideas? No, no...

But he couldn’t help himself, so he browsed the compass shop out of curiosity, only to discover that summoning even a single goddess from the League would cost at least thirty thousand reward points.

Thirty thousand?

Damn! He only had thirty-three points right now. At this rate, how many years would it take to reach thirty thousand?

Ugh!

Forget it, that dream was out of reach for now.

He continued browsing.

In the Divine Doctor section, he found a miraculous medicine that could cure all diseases in ten seconds, leaving the patient refreshed and in peak condition.

The cost? Only twenty points.

Incredible—just twenty points to heal someone, earning thirty points for each cure, plus bonus admiration and awe from others. It was a sure win!

With so many patients in hospitals, he could make a fortune.

But no, if he healed everyone in the hospital overnight, the bizarre event would cause a huge sensation. People might suspect witchcraft and he could end up arrested by the government.

It was just too unbelievable.

He’d have to go easy—maybe heal one or two at a time.

Never mind, he’d test it out tomorrow. After all, he didn’t need to rush back to school, and it would be two or three days before Zhao Tianlong’s whereabouts were known. He had time to experiment.

He also found that in the Hero section, a Superman Possession for ten minutes cost only twenty points.

If he happened upon a fire or disaster, he could rescue several people and make a killing.

The thirty-point reward for each person saved was just the beginning—the real value came from the shock and admiration of the crowd. He could rack up points in no time.

But he’d have to disguise himself so no one saw his real face, or they’d think he was some kind of monster.

Superman, after all, could fly.

Imagine if there were a fire in a twenty-story building, and he soared inside in Superman mode. The sensation it would cause!

If people saw his face, would he ever dare to walk the streets again?

No, his face must stay hidden—just save people, gather admiration, earn rewards, and leave behind a string of legendary tales.

He savored the thought.

Chen Yufeng felt that life was so vibrant, the world so wonderful—there would be endless fun ahead...

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