Chapter 21: Officer, I’m Innocent!

"Uh, let me make it clear first—I’m just going to do some simple cupping, give a massage, loosen up the bones, nothing else!"

Chen Yufeng couldn’t take it anymore. Knowing that if he didn’t spend some money, these women would eat him alive, he pulled out two thousand yuan and handed it to the madam.

Seeing the young man so straightforward with his money, the madam was delighted. She patted his shoulder and said with a smile, "Don’t worry, young man. Since you’re so generous, I’ll be generous too. I’ll send our top girl, Xiao Mei, to keep you company. I guarantee you’ll enjoy a royal experience."

Seriously?

This is just a hair salon, and she’s promising me a royal experience? What a boast.

Soon enough, Chen Yufeng was led into a private room by a girl named Xiao Mei, who was dressed provocatively and had a stunning figure. The lighting inside was just as dim as outside, and the air was thick with a pungent fragrance.

Once inside, Xiao Mei handed him a large pair of shorts to change into and told him to lie down on the bed.

Chen Yufeng didn’t refuse and did as she said.

To be honest, he was curious about places like this. After all, he was a high schooler, an age when curiosity peaks and hormones stir. But he had no intention of losing his virginity here.

If I’m going to lose it, it should at least be to a fairy or the moon goddess, right? Otherwise, wouldn’t that be a huge waste?

As he was daydreaming about some otherworldly adventure, meeting fairies and goddesses, Xiao Mei began to dance.

Her dance was odd—she kept caressing herself, calling it “Drifting Across the Four Seas.”

After a while, she climbed onto the bed and began massaging him with oil.

He had to admit, her hands were skillful and the massage felt quite good.

After a few minutes, Xiao Mei started undressing until nothing was left, her curves undulating as she flirted with him, her eyes playful: "Little brother, now it’s time to go with the flow. Just close your eyes and enjoy!"

"What are you doing? Hurry up and put your clothes back on. Just a massage is fine, or a cupping session, but nothing else."

Chen Yufeng wasn’t stupid. He knew the main act was about to start, but he had no intention of enjoying it.

I’m pure, okay!

"Come on, little brother, why so shy? You’re already here, nothing to be embarrassed about. Haven’t done it before? No problem, I’ll teach you. I guarantee you’ll love it so much you’ll ask for me again next time."

Xiao Mei’s face brimmed with confidence. As the salon’s top girl, she had her pride.

"I just want a massage. So put away your wantonness," Chen Yufeng protested, waving his hands.

"What are you pretending for? If you weren’t here for this, why come in at all? The money’s already been paid. Do what you want, I’m leaving. Just don't complain about my service—you’re the one refusing."

Xiao Mei glared at him in annoyance.

But then she relaxed. This guy was really easy to fool—spending two thousand yuan just for a massage and cupping? How naïve.

Still, if only there were more customers like you, that would be wonderful.

Seeing him wave her off, she said nothing more. As she was about to put her clothes back on and leave, the door was suddenly kicked open with a loud crash. Several uniformed officers burst in, shouting, "Stay where you are! Hands on your heads! Get down!"

Xiao Mei, clearly experienced with police raids, remained relatively calm and quickly covered her face.

What the hell?

Chen Yufeng was utterly confused.

Damn! Did my first visit to a place like this really have to coincide with a police raid? This is so unfair—I just came for a massage and cupping! Now what? Even if I jumped into the Yellow River, I couldn’t clear my name!

Whenever he saw news of such raids, he always thought those unlucky guys were pitiful and awkward, utterly humiliated.

He never imagined it would happen to him.

What a mess!

Wait a minute—he had the Divine Disk in his possession now. What was there to be afraid of? If he was going to play, might as well make it exciting—how about a violent arrest?

With that thought, he focused his mind and, just as he’d done when dealing with Jiang Tailong’s gang, used five reward points from the Divine Disk’s shop to activate the Golden Arhat Possession.

He’d already experienced the combat power of the Golden Arhat Possession. Three patrol officers shouldn’t be a problem.

The one leading the group was a strikingly beautiful woman in her early twenties.

She embodied every possible feminine pride—a slender, serpentine waist, impressive curves, a shapely, round backside, and a face so beautiful it was almost excessive, though her expression was icy cold.

She was a classic ice queen, distant and untouchable, prickly all over.

Two brawny male officers had also rushed in.

Their first move was to try to force the suspect to the ground, but to their irritation, the young man actually resisted, and with surprising strength.

For a moment, the two of them couldn’t subdue him.

The stunning policewoman immediately drew her sidearm and aimed it at his head, her voice cold and harsh: "Stay still! Hands up! Resisting arrest will only make things worse for you!"

"Officer, I’m innocent! I just came in for a haircut!" Chen Yufeng looked at the officers with an expression of pure innocence.

He certainly wouldn’t confess and make things easier for them. Letting himself be arrested would be way too embarrassing.

"Who are you calling ‘officer’?"

Liu Tielin’s brows knitted in anger. She was upset—this guy looked about twenty, not much older than herself, probably some street punk.

It was the first time she’d ever been called ‘officer’ by someone her own age. Clearly, this punk was trying to mess with her, being deliberately cheeky and asking for trouble.

What she didn’t know was that Chen Yufeng just looked mature—he seemed about twenty but was in fact only seventeen or eighteen, still in high school.

Seeing her reaction, Chen Yufeng quickly corrected himself, "Oh, no, not ‘officer’—sister policewoman, I really am innocent!"

"Innocent? You’re practically naked, and you call that innocent?"

"If I said I just came in for a haircut, would you believe me?"

"Are you insulting my intelligence?" Liu Tielin sneered at him. "I’ve seen plenty of scumbags like you. Who gets a haircut lying on a bed, covered in oil, with all their clothes off?"

"I’m not naked—I still have my shorts on, right?"

"Still making excuses? If you just confessed, it’d be easier, but keep being stubborn and I’ll make sure you rot in jail."

As he stalled for time, Chen Yufeng quickly got dressed while observing the situation. There were three officers—only the policewoman had a gun, the two men didn’t. That meant he could save four points and only needed two.

Earlier that day, he’d discovered a fun little skill in the Divine Disk shop: the Bad Luck Technique.

It could make someone trip, pop a button, burst a zipper, or even make a gun jam…

He quickly spent a point to activate the bad luck skill, locking his mind on his target—the policewoman’s sidearm.