Chapter 24: Everyone, Keep Serious—This Is a Robbery!

Spiritual Awakening: Starting Out in a Divine Retirement Home Mu Xi Qiao 2694 words 2026-02-09 14:30:11

Lin Xiao was a little bewildered. What kind of shady place was this? Twenty-eight just for a haircut? At his school, even the most expensive haircut was only twenty, so this was eight more! But there didn’t seem to be any other salons nearby. A bit pricey, but whatever—he couldn’t be bothered to search for another.

And what did “two hundred ninety-eight” mean? Just getting his hair blown cost an extra two hundred ninety-eight? Did they really take him for a fool?

He was no idiot—how could he possibly fall for such a scam?

“Just wash and cut, thanks. No need for the blow-dry.”

The two young women exchanged helpless glances, unsure if Lin Xiao genuinely didn’t understand or was just pretending. Could he be a rookie? If so, today would be quite a haul.

They looked at each other, sparks flying. Even without the blow-dry, there were still ways to make a little extra during the wash and cut.

“I’ll do it!”

“No, let me!”

Lin Xiao was speechless. Wasn’t this just a haircut? Why the competition?

He pointed to the one who seemed slightly more pleasant, “No need to argue. I’m in a hurry. You do it.”

“Alright, sir, let me wash your hair first. This way, please.”

...

Outside the salon, several thugs were panting heavily.

“Whew, boss, this guy runs like hell! I’m exhausted.”

“Wait, this place looks familiar. I remember now—I came here last time. Their wash, cut, and blow-dry are actually pretty good.”

“Who’d have thought that kid liked this sort of thing. Boss, should we go in now?”

“No rush. Let’s rest a bit. We’ll deal with him when he comes out, just as well—I need to catch my breath.”

After his hair was washed, Lin Xiao sat down.

“Handsome, what kind of style do you want?”

“I’ll leave it up to you.”

“Alright!”

The woman began cutting his hair. Lin Xiao, though surprised by her somewhat unreliable appearance, found her skill impressive. Scissors danced, and his look changed rapidly.

He was already handsome, but now he looked even better. The only thing that bothered him was how the woman, whether intentionally or not, kept brushing against him as she worked.

Was she attracted to his good looks?

Seeing how striking Lin Xiao looked, the woman was momentarily entranced.

“Hey, hey! Miss, what are you thinking about? Hurry up, I’m pressed for time!”

...

“Sorry, sir, are you sure you don’t want the wash, cut, and blow-dry? For you, I could give you a discount!”

Lin Xiao: o(▼皿▼メ;)o

Still trying to squeeze money out of him? Not a chance!

“No need!”

The woman gritted her teeth. “Sir, my skills are really top-notch. I promise you’ll feel incredible. How about this—let’s make friends, three hundred, I’ll take care of you. If you’re interested, we can go upstairs after this.”

Even if Lin Xiao was inexperienced, he finally caught on.

Damn! What kind of salon had he wandered into?

This navigation app was something else—it had led him straight to a place like this.

Did she know how many people searched for such a spot and never found it?

It’s true what they say: you can’t force a flower to bloom, but a willow grows where you least expect it.

He had to admit, he was oddly tempted. Three hundred! But then he thought, what if he caught something he shouldn’t? That would be a disaster.

“Forget it, I’m in a hurry. Next time, for sure!”

The woman was a bit disappointed, but she wasn’t the type to force the issue. Business was business, and she quickly finished Lin Xiao’s haircut.

Looking at his refreshed reflection in the mirror, Lin Xiao was somewhat surprised. The original owner had never tried this style, and it really did make him look better.

He was satisfied with the haircut and was about to pay when the woman stopped him.

“Handsome, this one’s on me. Just come see me next time when you’re not in a rush. Remember, look for me, same price as before.”

Lin Xiao couldn’t help but shiver. Women were terrifying!

They say only fools pass up a bargain, but Lin Xiao didn’t want to take advantage. He quickly scanned to pay, then waved at her.

“Payment is necessary. Next time, next time!”

With that, Lin Xiao practically fled.

Watching him bolt, the woman’s expression grew thoughtful.

She was now certain—he was definitely a rookie.

Only after Lin Xiao left did she realize, “Damn, I forgot to add his contact info.”

As soon as Lin Xiao walked out, the thugs blocked his path.

Seeing them, Lin Xiao covered his face. He’d nearly forgotten about these guys.

“Hey, fellas, let’s go somewhere else. Don’t disturb someone’s business.”

“Well, look at you, acting all proper. And you f